being the annoying friend like:
waiting at the park to meet someone off grindr
this is literally the greatest subtitling job that has ever been done. someone learned how to speak cat.
brains, talent and luck are great but heart will always trump them
…and that’s how Bucky came to hate pumpkin flavored everything.
I did a thing
"you have nice bone structure" can either mean "i find you aesthetically pleasing" or "you will be a strong warrior in the skeleton war"
I was at a horse race yesterday when some kid lost his balloon…