- Just like in my head.
ruinedchildhood:

Exclusive footage of Justin Bieber and Orlando Bloom fighting. 

ruinedchildhood:

Exclusive footage of Justin Bieber and Orlando Bloom fighting. 

amoying:

when will my reflection show who i am inside?

sorelatable:

Freshmen about to be in the hallways like

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obesitycore:

the really shitty thing about being told that youre smart your whole entire life is that as soon as you dont understand something you just kind of completely shut down and his this big shitty crisis because maybe youre not as smart as youve always been told 

niggaimdeadass:

when you ask your mother for something and she says no and you go ask your dad for it and he says yes 

then you go back to her and look at her

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 I hit you really hard in the head.

spookasaur:

IM LAUGJING SO HARD the picture looks so sleek and professional with the lighting but ITS A SPOOKY DOG

spookasaur:

IM LAUGJING SO HARD the picture looks so sleek and professional with the lighting but ITS A SPOOKY DOG


source

in what fucking situation do you ever need this picture for

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shes

nunderwater

i will piss on your sofa

eatingisfab:

i wish i can just read good novels, watch great movies, listen to my favorite songs, travel, see beautiful things, eat whenever im hungry and sleep when im tired but no no, i have to go to school, graduate, find a job and struggle. 

emmugh:

I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes

The saddest things in the world:

-people forgotten on their birthdays
-old people eating alone
-animals left behind by their humans

kookie667:

Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”

validx2:

When the cashier hold’s up your $20 to see if it’s real

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